Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
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