quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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