too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
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