the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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