Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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