Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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