Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
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