she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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