just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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