ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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