is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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