just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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