I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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