Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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