I think I am morally bankrupt
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Randomize
