Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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