We're like a lot better than the average bears
if i can run in heels then i can drive
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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