quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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