There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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