I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
