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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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