My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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