she kept yelling 'call me bella'
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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