love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
