Your face is a jimmy john
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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