I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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