Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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