Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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