There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
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she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Randomize
