we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
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