Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
false alarm, still single
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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