the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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