Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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