Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
My liver is preforming stress tests.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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