is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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