OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Randomize
