I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
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