Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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