Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
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