I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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