youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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