I just saw a hot homeless man
I am in a vortex of obligation.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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