Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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