I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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