Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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