is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
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