So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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