these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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