We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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