Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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